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: Secret Handshake Part Two
Jan 8, 2007

I don’t think anyone wants to be a dumb dog or an old dog, but I guess old dog might be better. The main thing is that Wally learns his correct sayings!

Who even coined all these sayings we have these days, did they know what they were doing when they first said it, the chain reaction it would cause. I bet they thought they were pretty clever.


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  1. {GiGi} says:

    FIRST!!!? Good one!

  2. Hermes says:

    Dumb dog makes sense to me, though I’d be offended too if I were Osbourne

  3. bobo says:

    great one,sweet third comment!!
    this is the first one —>

  4. Phizlo says:

    I rather be old dog than dumb dog. Pretty offensive to me and Osborne.
    🙁 Maybe Wally did that on purpose to tease Osborne. 😛

  5. Dorlaem says:

    wally gone mad 😐

  6. Hannah says:

    hey people
    i wouldn’t want to be an old dog or a dumb dog.
    me and sarah have a secret handshake.
    i think osborne could do our handshake. :mrgreen:
    it has a part in it where you wiggle your fingers though.
    i guess osborne could just wiggle his flipper.
    heres a penguin fact because i feel like it:

    the latin name for Yellow-Eyed penguin is Megadyptes Antipodes.

  7. Ishmael says:

    Another time where Wally is making fun of Osborne. 🙁

  8. Top Ten! Yesss! :mrgreen:
    I’m not sure what I’d rather be; an old dog or a dumb one. I guess I have to think about it. 😉

    I am able to post my reveiw paragraph today! 😛

    Basic Stuff
    A full-grown male emperor penguin weighs between 75 and 90 pounds. A full-grown female weighs between 60 and 70 pounds. Emperors can stand up to 4 feet tall! On average, emperors live to be 20 years old.

    I’ve done most of these before. I’m doing it like a reveiw so in case you forget them. There will be another review paragraph tomorrow. 🙂

  9. BriGuy says:

    I would of thought that Osborne could come up with a better come back then that.

    It would be cool if next comic Osborne comes up with a handshake Wally can’t do. 😛

  10. Osborne A. Penguin what is your question?

  11. Hannah says:

    sorry peope, i spelt the species wrong, this is the real one:

    the latin name for Yellow-Eyed penguin is Megadoos Anti-pees.

  12. Hannah says:

    or was it mega doos?

  13. Penguin Guru says:

    This is a reocurring comic! So you should add a catagory in the “All comics searchable” section. Wally is cool.

  14. Dorlaem says:

    isn’t it megadus hannah?

  15. io says:

    its Megadyptes antipodes

  16. Anonymous says:

    great idea bringing back the handshake 8)

  17. Zack says:

    Like the saying goes, Old Habits Die Hard

  18. poo says:

    that comic was very funny!

  19. poo says:

    i like the part where wally said dumb dog.

  20. Ryan Wilson says:

    He should really make an Wally and Osborne cartoon. Maybe Bill Faggerbakke could be Wally. and maybe Tom Kenny should be Osborne! It would be so cool. I’d watch it.

  21. OrAnGe JuIcE says:

    since in the last panel the sky is orange, it sems like he was thinking about it for a while….. so, like, he practically thought for half a year.

    Maybe he really is a dumb dog. 🙁 that’s sad.

  22. 22nd comment! woo hoo!!
    ’bout time osbourne actually TOLD wally that he cannot do the secret handshake!

    luv ya!

  23. i think i gey what orange juice is saying. the sky is normally orange when the sun sets, and it only does for 1/2 a year. i think.

    luv ya!
    here is your daily obvious penguin fact: penguinz r ssoooooooo cute!!!!! lol 🙂

  24. hehe…dumb dog….me and Hannah’s secret handshake is awesome do you wanna know how to do it? welllll….. I AIN’T TELLING YOU!!!! cuz its secret!!!! yay for me and Hannah!!!!

  25. Penguin Guru says:

    Well he could be dumb. Because penguins brains are the sizes of peples:
    That ones one of my favorites!

  26. Emporer Penguin my question was: Why are all the penguins at the South Pole? Same thing with polar bears,why are they all at the North Pole? I really hope u answer this one!!! 😉

  27. tom kennyshould play wally
    if there was 2b a real show

  28. SportyBlonde! says:

    that kinda sounds like something that I would say… (like about the dumb dog)

    and penguin Luvr 20 (kayla), technically that is your opinion, not a fact. although the vast majority of people on this site will agree with you, myself included, its not a fact

  29. Hannah says:

    hey people
    you could probably all figure it out but
    the comment where it “corrected”
    the latin name was not me.

  30. im starting to think that wally is the dumb dog

  31. Tre says:

    Wally is not exactly what you’d call the sharpest tool in the shed…… 😕

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