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: Knock-Knock Joke
Dec 28, 2006

Osborne had a bit of a mean streak in him today. He may one day die a cold and lonely penguin.

This gag comes from life. This is what I always do to my kids when they want to tell me a knock-knock joke. I think my dad did it to me and my sister. It’s a family tradition.

Penguin Cam!

If you haven’t been checking out the live penguin cam this season, you’ve been missing out. Camera 2 is zoomed in on a nest with two gentoo chicks that are starting to get pretty big, looks like they are taking a little nap at the moment. Lately the parent has been turned the right way so you can see them, the other parent is off fattening up and getting their next meal.


  1. Mic says:

    I’m the First Comment!!!! That is so funny! It looked like wally was crying!!

  2. Phizlo says:

    Heh heh. That WAS funny. 🙂 Too bad Wally couldn’t tell his knock-knock joke. Maybe this is payback from Osborne about the scary snowman from last comic. 😀

  3. {GiGi} says:

    Woah! That’s the first time I saw this responce! He sure got burned 😀

  4. hey people
    thats awesome
    i always like it when in one panel someone says something and then in the
    next panel the one they were talking to is gone.
    like in the one where Wally asks if penguins would taste like marshmallows.
    those baby Gentoos are so cute!

  5. Ishmael says:

    “Come in” all was ruinings the joke. 🙁

  6. Cristina says:

    Wahoo 5th comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i love wally’s sad face, he makes you want to go, awwwww, i’m sorry, if i was osborne i would let you tell me your joke… 😉

  7. Ramon says:

    My favorite knock knock joke is:

    “Knock knock”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Interrupting cow.”
    “Interrupting c-”

  8. io says:

    lol. funny comic.

  9. poo says:

    all these comics are funny and surprising.

  10. Mac says:

    My favorite joke is:
    What goes HO-HO-HO-PLOP?
    I know its sick.
    P.P.S Nice job Tyler, I dont know how many times I do that to MY siblings when they try to tell a joke!
    P.P.P.S I LOVE THIS SMILY!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    P.P.P.P.S Sorry for taking up space
    P.P.P.P.P.S Sorry for babbling on like an idiot
    P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Like now
    P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Ill be quite now
    P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Wait…
    P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S Ok now!!!
    P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  11. OrAnGe JuIcE says:

    There goes Osborn, crushing Wally’s spirit for the upteenth time.
    But I have to agree with him, it is kind of funny.

    But seriously, coming from the last comic there should be some where Osborn is trying to find Wally a new hobby. Then it ends where Wally gets all the girls somehow cuz of his new hobby or something.

    I recomend knitting, he could make a bunch of scarves for the cold little penguins in the world. THEN he could hook up with the juvenile penguins to sell them.

  12. Sheena says:

    Awww, why does Osborne have to be like that? He is SUCH a meanie. 🙁 agree with OrAnGe JuIcE, there should be a new storyline. OR A WATER BALLOON COMIC!!!!! Those are ALWAYS welcome. 😀

    Like the cow knock-knock joke, REAL funny!! 🙂

    C ya everyone!!

  13. Lee says:

    Hey, Osborne’s only getting back at Wally for Wednesday’s snowman gag.

  14. zeel says:

    LOL funy comic yes we need a storyline and watterbuloon

  15. New Guy says:

    Hey Tyler, maybe in the archives you could add a killer whales section if you dont already have one.

  16. Awww how sad!!! 🙁

    Bonus facts today!!!!

    Did you know….

    1. There is a thick layer of blubber under the Emperor’s skin. In their chicks, it is covered by a dense layer of woolly down.

    2. Emperor Penguin’s scientific name is Aptenodytes forsteri.

    Everyone feel free to ask any questions about Emperor Penguins! :mrgreen:

  17. wally is so sad in the second panel. 🙁 but Osborne happy! 🙂 Pokemon rules! hee hee! 😆

  18. Jamie (I looove penguins) says:

    haha….Wally looks so chapped that he can’t even contain himself! haha…I love this one….and Osbourne is so amused my his own humor.:)

  19. hey yall! this is your daily penguin fact-
    penguins build homes made out of rocks

    great comic!

  20. Wyrdo says:

    what was the joke i dont get it

  21. izzieluv says:

    I gotta remember that!

  22. Amy says:

    I tried that once. Only, it went like this.
    Me: “I have a great knock knock joke. You start first.”
    Someone: “Okay. Knock Knock.”
    Me: “Come in.”
    Someone: “Wha?”

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