Eye of the P. Bear
Welcome to “Late Comic” day, glad you could join us.
It’s time to pull out your old Survivor album or MP3 that you aquired through some legal means and sing along. Rocky training themed comics wouldn’t be complete without a parody of the catchy song from Rocky III, “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor.
I rhymed “ice” with “ice”. I’m awesome.
If you were (or are) a Weird Al fan you’ll remember “Rye or the Kaiser” parody of it too. Probably one of my favorite Weird Al songs…
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain’t gonna fly now, he’s just takin’ up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But heâ€™s no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet, now he’s choppin’ up meat.
Come inside, maybe you’ll hear him say,
Try the rye or the kaiser,
They’re on special tonight.
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami and the liverâ€™s alright
And they’d really go well with the rye or the kaiser
And one of my favorite commercials also has a parody of the song actually done by Survivor.
Wally! Wally, Wally, Wally!
Man, I hope that song is stuck in your head for the rest of the day now, ha ha!