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: Ultimate Delightfulness
Nov 28, 2006

Osborne has just discovered the greatness that is known as coffee, just as I once discovered many years ago. And now it is a part of my life as it will be a part of Osborne’s. It is with me every waking morning. I love the coffee. I need the coffee. My teeth used to be really white. I love the coffee.

Todd and Penguin

Many of you are probably already familiar with the Todd and Penguin webcomic, it’s been around for over 5 years. David Wright had a guest comic month this month and invited me to do one for today. I had actually talked to David long ago giving him some tips on graphics back when I had started another webcomic and had no idea I’d one day be doing a comic also featuring a penguin. Long live penguins in comics. Well, maybe not David’s penguin Penguin… during the guest strip run he’s been mauled, boiled, stabbed and now bound and left for dead in Antarctica. Sorry Dave!


  1. Sweet! First comment! Anyway, I love cofee too. But my dad says it’s bad for me until I turn 18. We’ll just see about that. Hillarious comic Tyler. Poor Penguin. Is he really going to die in Antarctica. And also, am I the only one who reads the Newsleter under the comic? I hope not, because sometimes they are very interesting.

  2. Now we know what he was drinking in yesterdays comic. So this must be a comic for something that happened in the past. Or mabey in the last comic his cup was empty. But why would he be holding an empty cup? I wonder.

  3. Sev says:

    Tyler. DUDE. You TOTALLY out-darked SOUTHWORTH.

    I’m not afraid to say that was more soul-sapping and hopelessness-inducing than Paul’s guest comic. Heck, your guest strip for Ugly Hill was probably the most horrible comic strip I’ve ever read. I mean that as a compliment, of course.

    What is it with you types going on to create fun, vibrant, life-affirming stuff? Next thing I know you’re gonna tell me Hate Song and Count Your Sheep are made by the same guy.

  4. I like the last panel. 🙂 (I guess no Starbucks there :D)

    Tuesday’s Fact is on last comic! Here’s wednesday’s:

    Did you know….

    Emperor penguin babies are called chicks. When they are 45-50 days old, they gather in large groups called “creches”.

  5. P.S.
    Oh I love Todd and Penguin!
    Sorrry for taking up space! 🙁

  6. S. Monkey says:

    Great comics! I agree with Emperor penguin the last panel is cool. B)
    I like your facts Emperor Penguin. I look forward to them. 🙂
    Hey Tyley which comic for Todd and penguin did you do. I’m kinda confused. 🙁
    I saw Happy Feet too. It was awesome! 🙂

  7. I love Penguins says:

    Wow this is a cool website! I have only read the past two weeks. I like reading what everybody posts. S. Monkey is right Emperor Penguin’s fact are cool. 🙂 I usually read Todd and Penguin. Which comic did you do Tyler?
    I can’t wait to see Happy Feet!!!!!!! 🙂

  8. I love Penguins says:

    Oh you click today. That was funny! 🙂 Great job! Sorry for taking up space. 🙁

  9. Penguinman23 says:

    Tyler Im a regular at Todd and penguin and this comic was very funny. Penguin got off easy on this one! In Paul Southworth’s ugly hill guest comic penguin had diabetes and wanted cookies so he asked todd to kill him! Then in Brandan J. Carr’s Stand in comic Penguin put a cookie in the DVD player and todd made a STEW OUT OF HIM!

  10. Ishmael says:

    HA he doesn’t have any thing to make coffee. 😀

  11. I bet the coffee make still works so he can make some

  12. that was funny! lol hey i noticed that the ketchup from the first house comic is still there and he doesnt have a coffee maker! Osbornes gonna b 1 sad penguin! oh hey Tyler! Do a special Christmas comic on Christmas Day!

  13. does osborne even have a nose? hey tyler do a special christmas comic for us! they should have lights.

  14. zeel says:

    halaryes I love it :-> coffee dose smel rely good but I think it is kindu bitter ;-(

    hehe cool smileys

  15. zeel says:

    frame 4 is rely nice 😮

  16. zeel says:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha funy :->

  17. In only 3 hours, 35 minutes, and 54 seconds I will be in the teater watching Happy Feet. Yay!!!

  18. Swizec says:

    Coffee … is probably the most horribly tasting liquid in the world. Horrible thing.

    Now tea, that’s a different story, tea is awesome. Lucky for us coffee haters that tea exists because everyone needs caffeine 😀

  19. Phizlo says:

    coffee really isnt that bad, its addicting. personally though, i prefer green tea. i drink like 3 bottles a day xD but everyone DOES need caffeine. and when tea and coffee are out, its back to caffeine soda!

  20. Dorlaem says:

    coffee… I need it!

    nice twist tyler :p

  21. yeah i like green tea thats good.osborne has a nose? ha! i got the last laugh! ha!

  22. heehee i love the last panel!!! even though i don’t drink coffee, and never will, it is still funny. for that matter, i also don’t drink tea or alcohol, and never will, because i am Mormon! which rocks, by the way… anyway be nice to the Mormon’s you know, and they’ll be nice back (they’d probably be nice anyway, but nicer)

  23. SportyBlonde! says:

    do penguins have noses?

    i like frappachino’s, but not hot coffee, yuck! and i LOVE chai tea!

    YAY CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. ostrich girl says:

    Osborne has become a victim of coffee
    May God have mercy on his soul

  25. youdonotneedmyname says:

    you should make the last panel a background.

  26. youdonotneedmyname says:

    i’m addicded to tea but not coffe. no yet

  27. youdonotneedmyname says:

    i’m addicded to tea but not coffe. no yet

  28. Zara says:

    Heh heh. This reminds me of when Osborne fell in love with OJ.

  29. Jenny says:

    Wow. When Osborne tried orange juice, he started loving the taste, but he found out if he told Wally if he loved it, he would continue to drink it. But he lied about the whole thing and continued to drink it, so Wally told him, “Gimme that back or I’ll make penguin juice”. I hope the same thing won’t happen with the COFFEE. I hope not.

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