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Aug 4, 2006

Do people really take candy from babies? Should babies even be eating candy? At any rate, I’m pretty sure Wally does not know the proper way to hold a penguin. Any time I’ve seen people holding them they had them in a “bear” hug…heh. Also for the record, penguins carry rocks with their beaks, Osborne just happens to have amazing flipper dexterity.

Penguins In the News

Long-time reader Sidnaceous sent me a link to this article. Every year penguins drifting out on ice floes end up way north on the beaches of Brazil. It says they are sent to local zoos, but this year there are over a 100 of them and they will be taking a trip back to the Antarctic ocean care of Brazil’s air force and navy. Maybe they are wintering in Brazil (it’s winter down there) because Antarctica is freezing (literally).

Apparently that oil spill I mentioned back in May off the coast of Argentina is still unexplained. Nice. On a good note though, the first batch of rescued and cleaned Magellanic penguins of about 200 survivors are being returned to the sea.

Polar Bears In the News

In an Amsterdam zoo, in the middle of summer, Tatania the polar bear got to play in man-made snow. The snow may end up being a regular treat, especially if the Netherlands continue to see such heatwaves.

Global Warming In the News

LOL. It’s all over the place, I can’t even break it down enough to summerize it here other than to say “please stay tuned to the event of a lifetime when the earth will spontaneously explode into a ball of flames”.


  1. io says:

    that meaning HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCUS! 🙂

  2. Hannah (penguin freak) says:

    io, i love the “HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCUS!!!” thing!
    oh, the daily penguin fact:

    The Emperor and the Adelie penguins are
    the only species that live in Antarctica

    and, if anyone has a penguin question, just ask me
    and i’ll probably know the answer! 😀

  3. Hannah (penguin freak) says:

    and hey Alexis, did you
    mean that in comparison to Wally Osbourne is smal? 😆

  4. Hannah (penguin freak) says:

    oops i spelled “small” wrong.

  5. Alexis :) says:

    Yeah thats probably what I meant.
    Well anyway, the polar bear fact is coming later today… 😉

  6. Alexis :) says:

    no, actually I meant what i said.
    That the ratio of Wally to Osborne;
    if Osborne is normal size, than Wally is really small.

  7. Dorlaem says:

    alexis, I think that’s why it’s called a webcomic =p (or maybe wally’s a kid-polar bear? =p )

  8. Sev says:

    Penguins and Polar Bears don’t talk! What is this nonsense?!

  9. SuperVegito says:

    @Hannah : sry bout spelling your name wrong pleaj fowgive me 😀 btw ur name is cool it can be spelt backwards and its still Hannah

  10. jenna says:

    you are so funny and you are a great comic maker person! Can you make a comic on my b-day? :)(Aug. 23) If you could that would so awesome! I love your comics! Wally and osborne. How did you think of the idea of making comics on antartica??? Bye 🙂

  11. Mysterygal says:

    Wow. I feel bad for the lil’ penguin. 🙁

  12. Mysterygal says:

    Then again it would make a good lawn gnome…..creep people and penguins away from their home…:-D

  13. alex says:

    i just saw this article and wondered what you thought about it.

  14. Hannah (penguin freak) says:

    its ok SuperVegito, thanks for apologizing.
    yeah I think my name is cool too, its the same backwards its still Hannah. 😀

    well, anyway, the penguin fact:

    Emperor penguin are almost 4 feet tall.

    and apparently Emperor penguin are more popular than polar bears
    because an Emperor penguin cruise is $8495, and a polar bear cruise is only $1130!!!

  15. Hannah (penguin freak) says:

    and in my last comment i meant penguins with an “s” at the end…..

  16. Alexis :) says:

    I know that Dorleam. 🙄
    Yeah I used to like envy you Hannah because I had problems with spelling my name backwards. (Yes I know that was weird) 😯

    Here’s your polar bear fact:
    Polar bears live on average, 30 years.

    Thats was your daily polar bear fact!!!
    Alexis 🙂

  17. Alexis :) says:

    😀 🙄 😯
    🙂 😆 🙁 😛
    Alexis 😀

  18. BriGuy says:

    What are all the smileys you know? These are the ones I know. Put your mouse over them to see what they are.
    😯 🙄 😀 😛 🙂 😉 😡 🙁 😕 👿 😆 😐 😥 😎 😮

  19. WeirdLurker says:

    Dammit, I feel like taking this site off my bookmarks, but I guess I could be patient and wait for updates.

  20. SuperVegito says:

    all of a sudden i find my self visting the site to read the commenta n chat rather than read comics

  21. SuperVegito says:


  22. Phizlo says:

    Has any one checked out the Club Penguin website? It ROCKS!!

  23. OOps says:

    i miss wally and osborne and the silly penguin!!!

  24. tux says:

    :D:D Got a “Penguins is Serious” t-shirt and Osborne Hoodie for my birthday today 😀

  25. Alexis :) says:

    BriGuy, I like these ones:
    👿 😎
    I didn’t know you could get those!!!

  26. Alexis :) says:

    I love the Club Penguin website!!!
    Its so cool. 😀
    They have their Sports Party going on right now. 😆
    Alexis 😎

  27. Joepro says:

    I like Club Penguin too.

  28. Joepro says:

    But my acount hasn’t been working latly. ; (

  29. OSBOURNE & WALLY says:

    i agree c.m.

  30. Joepro says:

    NO ! ! ! We are NOT going to start whining about comics again ! ! !

  31. Joepro says:

    My acount is working on club penguin again

  32. he with no name says:

    bored of waiting for comics here now, good ole 🙂

  33. io says:

    here are the smileys I know:
    😉 🙂 🙁 😀 B-)

  34. io says:

    2 didnt work! let me try again,
    😉 B-)

  35. io says:

    grrr, 😎 😉

  36. OSBOURNE & WALLY says:

    i kno these: :-), :-(, 8-), :-*, ;-), :-X, :,(, :-/ , O:-)

  37. G. T. Karber says:

    That big penguin better protect the smaller penguin. Wally and Osborne have gone too far!!!

    That being said. It’s hysterical and I love it.

  38. S. Dolphin says:

    LOL this comic is so funny : D

    P.S. i really like Hannah’s and Alexis’ polarbear and penguin facts

  39. hey Hannah now i post comments too!!!

  40. CC says:

    Ooh,a wimpy little penguin for a lawn ornament. 😛

  41. Alex says:

    Bah! Now I feel even worse!

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