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Jun 13, 2007
Hollow Hairs

And we are back to our regular nonsensical hijinks if that’s okay with everybody. 😉

Polar bear hairs are indeed hollow, as mentioned in Osborne’s book. They provide insulation and turn sunlight into heat, like a greenhouse, that can be absorbed by their black skin. The hairs are also transparent, but with reflected light they appear to be white, sometimes oxidation can make them appear more yellow and they can even grow algae which can even make them appear greenish. This hair also makes them nearly invisible to infrared cameras.

And spitballs, I may have had my fair share of spitball fights, but who came up with such a thing? Who was like… “hey, i’m going to chew up a piece of paper, get it nice and slobbery, and then spit it at my friend through a straw, hopefully hitting him right in the face, it’s going to be awesome.” In high school it seemed there was always a classroom or two that would have a ceiling covered in them.

  • rockydownfall

    😯 Ha! Osbourne’s face was priceless! First comment woo! Love the short gags, means the comics come in more regular again too :mrgreen:

  • Daniel

    Nice to go back to old school on the rocks style.

  • Mikko

    The old style seems so new again, now after that arc. It was cool, I actually hope you do another one some time. Well, I also hope it isn’t going to be soon, I love these shorts gags.

  • BriGuy

    Awesome! Regular randomness is back! :mrgreen:

    It is nice seeing Osborne with his beak after it was gone for month, and I love his face in the last panel. Just like when Wally picked his flower.

  • {GiGi}

    Neat 😎
    Wally is back to being his normal self :)

  • Ace

    Am i unbanned?

  • whitney1127 (crazycat12)

    great comic tyler the quest 4 the beak was cool but this was better 😎 :smile: 😛 😉 :mrgreen: 😆 this comic rocked

  • BriaN

    You talked about the hollow hairs and also mentioned the purple polar bear.

  • LTaniki

    Woo-Hoo now he can make this comics now. :mrgreen:

  • Eric

    Now we’re back to regular comics! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  • Poppy

    :mrgreen: Yay!

  • Sarah da penguin lvr

    yes! back to non-sensicallity!! 😯 hooray for not making sense!(i’m VERY good at that)
    =.) 😮

  • Phizlo

    Love today’s comic. Glad to be back to random jokes and stuff. Love to see Osborne with his beak again. 😉 Hope that when I go to high school, I don’t get hit by spitballs or anything like that. :)

  • MrWhipple

    Wow 2 days in a row, does this mean that the 😐 and 😛 show is back to regularity? Or just that you’ve gotten caught up on your day job?

    Either way great stuff….

  • Cristina

    YAY! 😀
    regular comics and randomness! 😛
    boy you gotta love wally 😎 …. i almost feel bad for osborne……. 😆

  • io

    Great comic 😐 ! also, why is everone like YAY! ZOMG NEW COMIC THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU ! YAYYYY! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: . just wondering, why?

  • captainspud

    i forgot to check this site 😥 😆 ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ and im left in the dust

  • Friendly Penguin

    yay for Osborne! yay for upright beaks! yay for penguins in general!

  • spyguy294

    Im glad that comics are back to their regular selves. Maybe (no offense Tyler) they will also come back onto a daily basis.

  • Purple People Eater

    Yey!! done with the beak stuff onwith the sillyness 😀 !!!

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    random. 😛

  • mitechampion3

    😀 😀

  • mitechampion3

    Won’t do that again ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ Sorry ❗

  • snowyforest

    Osbourne’s face in the last panel will go down in history forever! 😆