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Nov 10, 2006
Secret Handshake

Yeah, another flipper joke. Apologies to those of you with flippers.

See, even I’m not sure if Wally gets it, that Osborne cannot do that maneuver. Is he giving him a hard time, or is he seriously going to stand there and wait to see how long it takes Osborne to do it.

Button Ads

Was nice to see the button ads up there get filled up. For just pennies a day you can promote something and support Wally & Osborne. That is very cool to see the shoutout to “Dan” up there. Apparently he has been married for 8 months to someone that loves him very much. Supposedly the first year is the hardest and you guys are nearly there. Congratulations to the both of you. ๐Ÿ˜€


Another reminder to those chatty commenters, if you are looking to chat, use the chatbox to the right. Pointless comments and commenters posting several times in a row will be deleted and I’ll have to start banning users again. :(

  • Ismael

    sweet first comment cool trick

  • Ismael

    p.s he has no fingers he cant do it

  • S. Monkey

    This is S. Dolphin wanted to change 4 a while!
    Yesss finally no more random stupid comments! No offence but it got really annoying! Great idea & comic Tyler!

  • Lee

    You’d think Wally would have learned from the paper-scissors-rock game where Osborne can only do paper.

  • purple people eater

    5th comment
    poor osborne doesn’t have any fingers
    I think osborne should have slapped wally
    he’s probably good at that

  • Cristina

    I feel bad for osborne…:(

  • SportyBlonde!


    Lol. Awwww! Poor little guy…

  • Phizlo

    I think Osborne feels offended by Wally’s finger jokes. :)

  • Phizlo

    You know the icon next to the url address? It’s different. I liked the old one better. :(
    At least the new one includes Wally.

  • OrAnGe JuIcE

    Wally looks just so dang eager in the third panel. Yeah, but onto my real coment. It kind of surprised me that Osborn didn’t hold a grudge. If I was him Iwould’ve done the water baloon gag to Wally. THE OPRESSED NOW BECOMES THE OPRESSOR!! *yay*

  • Petaman2000

    Forgive me if you hate that name. I use it all the time. Nice comic tyler. P.S this is New Guy.

  • Jai Inder Singh

    Hey Tyler, and everybody! I have changed my name too. If you look very closely perhaps you will discover the added or missing letter. The person who guesses which one it is, get’s a free over the internet pat on the back. I haven’t been around a lot recently because I am trying to write a novel in a month.

  • Penguin Guru

    Great Work Tyler! Wally is being very insulting and also reminds me of him in the Rock, Paper, Sizzor comic. It is rude thought. It’s like walking up to a talking snail and challenge him to a race. If you ever meet a talking snail, tell him that. The result will be horrid. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the Chat-Box.

  • Holly

    Sweet! My ad got noticed. :) My hubby and I eloped and got married in Boston 8 months ago. He was very surprised to see the ad yesterday! It’s not all flashy, but neither are we.

    Heh – I just bought another one.

    By the way, penguins are pretty much my favorite animal and I love the comic!

  • A.C

    He has feathers… why can’t he spread them a little like you seen swans doing? :p

  • Andrew the 9 Year-Old

    SO FUNNY!!Nice one Tyler!!.Best work yet!!!And GOOD thingh Osbourne LIVED from the last ccomic!!

  • BriGuy

    Ha Ha That’s great. As many other people have said, it reminds me of the rock paper scissors strip as well. It would probably be really painful for Osborne to actual do that with his flipper.

    Although I never noticed Wally only has four fingers. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Lemy

    Hahaha, Great comic Tyler! Keep up the good work. A day without a new on-the-rocks comic is a sad day to me :-( (So, you saved it today ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I would like to see osborne giving it back to wally in some kind of way. Just something penguins can do whereas ice bears don’t. Would be cool to see that.


    P.S. I love the grimaces in this comic. Both are great, wally when observing osbornes trying it and osborne at the end. GREAT!

  • Paulette

    Tyler,i’m glad Osbourne’s alive……sweeeeet comic!!!!

  • Paulette

    As of speaking for myself,I also love penguins.I can’t wait till’ the movie Happy feet comes out!!!!

  • Paulette

    Click on my name for a totally narly website!!!!

  • Ismael

    how do you do that?

  • Sev

    Secret Handshake Time!

  • Jonah

    Next theyll have a secre club! (Hint Hint!

  • kaiti

    i feel for u Osborne i really do. NOT! lol great piece,real witty

  • Veranda

    I wonder what they are going to use as their secret handshake now?

  • Ismael

    only wally cando it because he has four fingers :(

  • Emy the Polar Bear Freak!!!!!!

    Well…I already posted a fact today, but here’s a comment.
    It’s kinda like in the comic where wally is doing rock paper scissors with osborne but osborne can’t do scissors or rock, I thought Wally would of learned that osborne can’t make any thing using fingers.

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  • New Guy

    Im sorry this isn’t about the comic but how does the chatbox work??? When I use it no one ever posts anything new and which comes first the posts on the bottom or top?

  • Cristina

    I think the posts on top are the newest ones.

  • Phizlo

    Who posted my name up there!? >:(
    Anyway, penguins are cool. Especially Osborne. Polar bears are cool too, especially Wally even though he offended Osborne not having fingers. :)

  • Zack

    sorry i havent posted in a while, too much h/w and im writing a “book”

  • S. Monkey

    Funny comic, but need new one. There have been a lot of poitless coments. Tyler you need to delete the last 15 comments not including mine .

  • Penguin Guru

    To make Wally fell bad, Osborne should ask him if he wants to go for a swim. (Wally can’t swim so it would be even)

  • Peinguin Master

    hey petaman you took up all that space you know your giving posters like us a bad name. so anyway i like the comic it is kinda making fun of osbourne but thats what makes it funny well bye

  • Emy the Polar Bear Freak!!!!!!

    Hey everyone!
    Here’s your polar bear fact:

    Polar bears have wide front paws with slightly webbed toes that help them swim.

    That’s weird, I never knew that polar bears had webbed toes. That’s why I posted this specific fact. Where’s Hannah? Just because she doesnt post facts anymore doesnt mean she cant talk to us.

  • purple people eater

    Hey Tyler there have been alot of imposters
    Do you think you do somthing about it or somthing?
    You don’t have to but it’s getting kinda annoying.
    Did I say kinda I mean REALLY annoying!

  • just_another_penguin_lover

    (Just a note… i wouldnt like to be banned…) anyways… haha! poor lil guy…. i can only imagine the conversation after that…. I love osbornes face in the third panel!!

  • sarah da penguin lvr

    hahaha! love osbornes face in the last panel *glare*. anyway awesome comic Tyler. oh and Happy Feet comes out this friday!! woooo!!! ok bye-bye now

  • Zack

    hey i cant do that either. its not the finger thing, i have flippers XD

  • Penguin Guru

    I just realized what Wallys doing is imposible to do. O.K., I bet a lot of you are disagreeing, but look closly. See, he has 4 fingers, while the average human has 5. So we can’t do it. Unless, of course you’ve had a little trouble with a knife. In that case then you have a secret talent.

  • Emy the Polar Bear Freak!!!!!!

    Yo. Here’s your polar bear fact:

    When sea ice forms over the ocean in cold weather, many polar bears, except pregnant females, head out onto the ice to hunt seals.

    I agree with Penguin Guru, Hannah should still post facts. If she doesn’t in 1 week, I’ll hunt her down like a polar bear does to a seal!

  • Pokemon Fact Giver

    Pokemon Fact Time!!!!!!!!!!!
    There are many Professors in the Pokemon World like Professor Oak,Professor Elm,Professor Ivy,and Professor Birch who all work trying to find out more about rare Pokemon.Professor Oak is more interested in Mew than any other Pokemon cause its mysterious.
    more Pokemon Facts tomorrow!
    heres a hint about tomorrows fact:How Pokemon were created

  • Pokemon Fact Giver

    I cant do the finger thing! Wally must be flexible.

  • Pokemon Fact Giver

    Did anyone of you watch Nature yesterday on channel8 they were talkin bout penguins and how their life is.

  • Pokemon Fact Giver

    hey its like 7:30 and the time on the comments say 6:30 its 1 hr behind!!!!

  • Pokemon Fact Giver

    oh, the comments got the A.M. P.M thing right though

  • Emy the Polar Bear Freak!!!!!!


  • Penguin Guru

    Emys right, they have nothing to do with W&O, but Poke’mon are cool. And also the time is different because you are probably in a different time zone. Or Tyler forgot about Daylight Savings Time ending. And noone can do that finger thing, because Wally has 4 fingers. You’d have to cut off a finger and grow white hair on your hand to do that.