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Mar 8, 2006
Bear On the Run

“Why, he’s just a runnin’ fool.”

My boyhood dog I’ve mentioned before, Tramp, that use to pull me when we would go sledding in the snow would get the “ice clods”. When we’d get home we’d lay by the wood stove getting warm, working out the compacted ice that had frozen to the hair between the pads of his feet. In between rounds of thawing my fingers I would try to work them out of the hair like bubble-gum while he preferred to lick and chew at them. That’s a real bonding moment with your pet there.

That’s actually a pretty nifty way for Osbourne to get around, aside from the training aspect. I’m not sure if it’s more like Yoda riding on Luke’s back for his Jedi training or more like Master Blaster from Mad Max.

A Blind Harry Lobster

Finding new species in the ocean is quite common, but this new crustacean discovery was distinct enough to earn itself its own family and genus for scientific classification. The name for the family was decided to be Kiwaida (a form of Kiwa who was the goddess of crustaceans in Polynesian mythology). The creature is white, just under half a foot long, has no eyes and has hairs on its legs. It was discovered 7,500 feet deep, 900 miles south of Easter Island in hydrothermal vents of the Pacific Antarctic Ridge. Click here for full article and link to a larger photo.

  • Marry

    poor Wally, now that he gets a break he has to clean Osbourne’s toes…. I think it’s nice for Osbourne to ride a polar bear, it’s something different than horseback riding.

  • Sten

    Its cheap and efficient, not to mention good for the environment!

  • michael

    Hi, just thought somebody might be interested in this (http://www.mindfaucet.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129) thread on the forum, about translators for the comic.

  • Ashley

    lol 😀

  • me

    deht bo ameridika!

  • Lil

    Hey, perhaps Wally would get a better workout if he left the clods on…..have you ever heard of those weighted shoes/sneakers? They’re supposed to burn more calories, work you out more…..trouble is wearimg those clods PLUS carrying Osbourne might be a hair too much for a softie like Wally….hee hee.

  • http://ontherockscomics.com Tyler Martin

    Heh, I’ve tried the ankle weights before. Those are fun. After you take them off you feel really light and like you can run really fast and effortlessly.

  • http://backflipboy.bananasontoast.org/ Kevin

    I think that Osbourne and Wally are more the Master Blaster combination. You can’t honestly think that Luke had the brawn to help out old Yoda if there was trouble.

  • Jenna

    heheh. if Wally keeps the ice clods on though, they could cool down his feet if they start sweating… if polar bears sweat at all.

  • YoSis

    **************ATTENTION FELLOW ON THE ROCKS FANS***********************
    Hey so in case you are all wondering where our dear beloved Wally & Osbourne are they had to take a little vacation because there creator is experiencing an interuption in his internet connection. He has asked me to inform you and to let you know that he will have the comics on as soon as he can! Also to make up for the lul he will be adding another great wallpaper! (okay he didn’t say that part heh heh) So feel free to post your request. Mine is for an original Old Western scene of them : )

  • http://www.torrentit.com tux

    Hope he’s back soon, missing my regular fix of Wally & Osbourne!

    I’d really love a wallpaper where Osbourne caught Wally’s frozen waterballoon and pengowned Wally 😀

  • http://spyguy294.bravehost.com Spyguy294

    second scene- really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Matt D

    I want a “We’re hardcore!” wallapaper!

  • WW

    jajajjajajajaa poor wally, yet again he is kinda fat so this might even be good for him…………..
    if he doesnt die in the process
    i love this cartoon congratulations to the creator its really f’ing hilarious

  • http://www.robobo.com Rusty

    Hey there aren’t any new updates on Thursday and Friday, what gives Tyler? What gives?

  • Matt D

    Rusty, read YoSis’s comment above

  • http://www.robobo.com Rusty

    Ahh that explains it.

  • Antarticus (or Michael)

    Well, if you want to post requests for wall(y) papers, there is a thread on the forum about it: http://www.mindfaucet.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=38 post please!!!! the entire forum seems to be dead.

  • Lee

    Get well soon, Tyler’s internet connection. I’m getting withdrawal symptoms.

  • http://www.torrentit.com tux

    Must have more on the rocks !!!! !!!!!

    I’m sorely missing my daily fix of Wally and Osbourne :(

  • Marie

    *Prays to the Internet Connection Gods*
    I beseech you, oh Internet Connection Gods! We sorely miss our beloved On The Rocks and would rather have a plague of locusts than be without it!
    Please, please, allow Mr. Martin to continue giving us delight. We NEED it!

  • ?

    Amen Marie, Amen

  • Ashley

    Ahh man, I see your internet is down, that sucks, I really miss my daily laugh, oh well, I’ll get over it. 😀

  • Lurker

    Oh, now what do I do? Cad-comics isn’t updated today and Tyler’s internet connection is still against us. I’m getting insomnia because his comic isnt updated. :(

  • http://ontherockscomics.com Tyler Martin

    I’m back! I’m sorry! I’ll be bringing the comics and the wallapapers!

  • http://bjjh.com gabby

    I think wally and osbourne are the best of friends, so its so funny how osbourne always get invantage of wally, poor wally, though, he’s even more tired than a dog without legs

  • http://i3.tinypic.com/witrtj.jpg bobo

    think how he felt makeing comics and he coledent (for lack of ma beter word) post them.

  • http://i3.tinypic.com/witrtj.jpg bobo

    *(for lack of a beter word)

  • http://ontherockscomics.com/ bobo

    hey me its spelled c-o-u-l-d-n-‘-t.

  • http://play.clubpenguin.com/ Poppy

    Hey Tyler, hope you like the song from last comic! 😉 Um.. I said “diet” instead of “survive” because Joe is fat! :mrgreen:

  • http://play.clubpenguin.com/ Poppy

    Edamph, e-damph damph daaaa,
    I’d like to thank you kids, I’d like to take the time, while the Black Knight moves the throne a little out of time, let’s get down, let’s get downstand, one way down is,by the silver maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i!

    Sorry!