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Dec 21, 2005

Water wings, what odd little inventions, making children look like little bobbing musclemen in the water. It’s surprising they work at all being such an odd design. Sorry to leave the characters in such a dire position, will Osbourne be eaten by the leopard seal, will Wally drown? Have to wait and see.

Drowning Polar Bears & A Missing Penguin

On the subject of a drowning polar bear and no good news, that’s what I have here, no good news. I had mentioned the global warming leaving less ice at the northern polar region, the polar bear’s hunting grounds (which are literally dissapearing). This is forcing polar bears, who have been known to swim great distances in the ocean, to attempt to swim further than normal, and its resulting them in drowning. You can read more here.

Also a young penguin from a British zoo has apparently been stolen. If it is not returned to its parents it will most likely die of malnutrition. They believe it might have been stolen to become a gift this season, with the popularity of penguins this year. A dead baby penguin does not say I love you, hopefully the thief realizes this and returns it. You can read more at CNN or BBC. On a side note the species of the penguin taken is called a jackass, this is also a term used for the species of people that steal little penguins.

15 Comments

  1. Julie says:

    What kind of nutcase do you have to be to steal a baby penguin?!? What is this world coming to?

  2. Klawful n Swade says:

    The thing is, world stupidity has risen 5% this year. Im suprised they didnt steal the penguin and then try to replace it with a toy one.
    Why would anyone want a penguin? Well they are extremely cute…

  3. Matt says:

    I read about the penguin, really sad…

  4. Lizzie says:

    Penguins are cute which is exactly why only a sick sick lunatic would stea one. i mean wouldnt you be disgusted to get a dead penguin for christmas. i hope whoever stole the penguin is reading this right now.

  5. Lizzie says:

    Penguins are cute which is exactly why only a sick sick lunatic would steal one. i mean wouldnt you be disgusted to get a dead penguin for christmas. i hope whoever stole the penguin is reading this right now.

  6. Lizzie says:

    i hope they read it twice

  7. SuperVegito says:

    Now I’m Not Going To Be Mean And Say That The Person Who Stole The Baby Penguin Should Die…. So I’m Just Gonna Say That Whoever You Are I HOPE YOU STOP LIVING U SICK DISGUSTING FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and btw [CENSORED] YOU!!!

    @Tyler: on a lighter note nice strip n dont mind me hating the baby penguin stealer

  8. RW says:

    Those bubbles from the sled sinking look vary odd where they are.

  9. Zara says:

    So a jackass stole a jackass? Kinda ironic, don’t you think?

  10. axis says:

    zara don’t be saying crap online

  11. Kat says:

    HAH! I knew there was a penguin called a jackass penguin but my Biology teacher had never heard of it and he visited Antartica for research purposes!

  12. Poppy says:

    They will land on a desert island! 😯

  13. hi guys says:

    THATS JUST HORRIBLE!!!!!!!POOR BABY PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😥 😥 🙁 🙁 😥 😥 🙁 🙁

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